hello!
pizza is tmrtmrtmr!
right after school at 12.30PM
those cant make it..bring tupperware or sth to dapao ur share or sth(:

the pizzas(:
1 GARDEN VEGGIE (for our beloved chairman)
4 Spicy chicken CHEESEburger
either 3 or 4 HAWAIIAN
either 3 or 4 BBQ chicken Bonanza
2 sets nuggets and wedges
5 bottle FREE DRINKS
total: $200.90

yup. cya ppl. (:

p34/zl_'/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73f0_izSNHg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHis4AVsDIU&feature=related

-weiliang ahh my stomach.. lol

The photos are up and ready , go check your emails now =D

-KAIYUAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRy-6hVuco

good police in action... lucky Singapore had better ones

-weiliang

how ppl do business...

SOCIALISM:You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives yousome milk.
FASCISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells yousome milk.NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks theother, then throws the milk away?
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and blockthe roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and marketit worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and arrestthe newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CORPORATION:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the shit out of you and invadeyour country.You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy
SURREALISM:You have two giraffes.The government requires you to take harmonica lessons
HONG KONG CAPITALISM:You have two cows. You sell 3 of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank.Then you execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all 4 cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping 5 cows.The milk rights of 6 cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder.He sells the rights to all 7 cows?milk back to the listed company, and proceeds from the sale are deferred. The annual report says that the company owns 8 cows, with an option on one more.Meanwhile, you kill the 2 cows because the feng shui is bad.
NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
SINGAPOREAN CIVIL SERVICE.You have two cows. You scold each one everyday before and after milking.You teach one of them to scold the other.You instruct them to moo only on command.
AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

-weiliang
getting colder and colder.. kena flu le!

wah say, my 1st time blogging la. lol.
just want to remind all of you to wear ur class tee 2moro for sports carnival. must rmb hoh.

Good Friday Homework
1) Biology WB and Assignment on Enzymes
2) Physics Assignment and TYS on Light (Note: Physics Speed Test on Light next Wed 26/3 )
3) Chemistry WS and WB on The Mole
4) E. maths WS 4.1 and 4.2

Enjoy your HOLIDAYS !!!

- leon :)

Shao Quan's concept of women

not girls arh no offence :x
women nt equal to girls
but girls+age=women...

Helloooooos [:
fyi. i've checked with yihui.
and the class tee shirt supplier is coming TMR at 3pm. [:

and yeah. =/
whether the tee shirt will come out nice.
i also not sure.
for in the pictures she sent us.
the picture was quite small.
and enlarging it to A3 would cost even more.
but zhenzhen (the supplier) said she will try to enlarge the picture a bit for us.
but i dont know how much bigger that bit is.
yeah. so really ps if it doesnt come out nice...
will make a better one next year with another supplier yup.
and start early in the year so no rush intended nor caused.

the initial erm thing the supplier sent us.



she said she will enlarge for us a bit. (the back pic) [name on top of pic =] ]
yeah this picture is a rough guideline the the a bit of enlargement la. plus minus a bit =x

yuppp. people jyjy for those who haven't done your english speech.
and remember.. BIO WB ENZYMES too :D
SPORTS CARNIVAL IN 2 DAYS. wheeeee [:
jiayous 3/4!!
tke care ppl [:

pearly =3

There once was a very good old barber in New York.

One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.

After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:"I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.

But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.

But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves.The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?

Can you guess?




Come on, think like a Singaporean....
Have you got the answer?




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....a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut!

oops this is copyrighted ba=X

natalie ((:

For those of us who are lucky enough to still have our mothers, this will give you a nice chuckle. For those of us who don't, this will take us down memory lane...and then wish that we could hear her say them just one more time.
I miss my mom....
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray, that this mess will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL..
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS."
Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.
"11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."
If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you.Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
-Weiliang i like no. 11 de most.. it applies to me as well XD
most of it is use in america so some will be weird...

: DDDD pple ~
first day of sch, and 'mid-yr' this word is mentioned .
kinda fast ya ?
and this time, let's aim and score ((:
jiayouuu !

btw, sports carnival is round the corner.
let's work hard tgt. : D
enjoy allrights?

hmm. update on today's homework .
1. biology concept map on enzymes.
(to be handed in by TMR)

2. biology wb on enzymes.

3. biology SPA SKILL tmr will be nice.

4. and the 'nutrients' assignment. XD

lmao, i cant rmb others :X
if still have please edit this post :D

enjoy bio-ing xD

sincerely from your bio rep;

just to remind those who havent pay for physic that tml is the due date. plz hand mie the money during FT period tml thankz

yanjun

hey guys.. rmb to pay $11.80 by monday for physic 1001mcq assesment bk thank you.

yanjun

A priest and a drunken bus driver arrive at heaven's gates and both request entry to heaven.
The angel at the gates told the priest, "you wait two years",
and the bus driver, "you go straight in".
The priest protests, "How come? I have been praying every Sunday for so many years and he is nothing but a drunken bus driver!"
The angel replies, "you see, when you prayed everyone slept, but when he drove, they everyone prayed."

-Weiliang

: DDD
pple. as we're back from camp, we should start STUDYING :X
hahas. jkjk.
let's enjoy this holi before midyr allright?

hmm. i guess mid-yr is coming soon, O.O!!
around 6wks? lmaos. +/-

so jiayou jiayou ((:
btw pple, our dear pearly kena bomb by pple in her blog.
so do help out. and post more often here can (:

keep it alive would you? : D
tctc. x3

bio rep ;

The good thing about being rich
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them,

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you try again."

-Weiliang
I think tis is gd~~
wooo camp finish liao! ):

HARLOOO [:
campcampcamp is tomorrow! ^__^
everyone please drop the books mann!!!
and enjoy camp and get into camp mood ya!!
see you at 7am outside threefour classroom yupps!
and bring ur instrument and a black tee for campfire performance.
and see you tomorrow!!!
CAMPAHHH!!!! declares insanity(:

bubbletea[:

heyheyhey !
i know i haven't been blogging here for long :X
ok. tmr we're going for camp (:

and so sad that tiffany and renfred cant make it.
well, wish tiffy good luck for her competition.
and renfred, recover soon lala`

so we did a lot for the campfire and i know.
things will work it out ya.?
so pple, enjoy yourself and contributeeeee.
to 3/4 kkays. participate more.
we're gog to have a great time.

forget about h/w or mid-yr ya,
takecare pple and ..
remember to bring everythingggg !
as well as the 'instruments' :DDDD
muhhahahas.

looking forward to camp.
and don't be late tmr kkays.

LOVE. JIELIN (:

Hey guys... here is a few jokes to brighten up your days... or cool it in a hot afternoon

The perfect husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone this is?"


There will be more to come... if it is cold, get a sweater :D
-Wei Liang

hey guys tml rmb to pay $16 for those hu haven pay ~ class tee
n also pay $11.80 for phy assesment bk latest this thurs thankz you
-yanjun

there is a practice on mondae, from 3.30pm to 5.30 latest 6 .please bring along ur P.E shirt . hope you all can make it because tml is the only dae for practicing. thank you
-yanjun