Up and coming events >>> MYE!!! everyone must work hard for this exam wor!
If u are tired from studying (IF you are studying) just stop and rest, don't over work your bodies! sick for exam is nt very gd..

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
******MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."
Wife : ?????????
******MUTHU & TOURIST *
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... a
nd Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
****** MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First he cut off oneleg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
******MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
******Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

-weiliang