Finally found mre jokes to post >.<
BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand!"
Teacher: What do you call someone who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Balgobin: A teacher!
Balgobin: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?TEACHER: Of course not.Balgobin: Good, because I didn't do my homework
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
Balgobin: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Balgobin(sadly): You don't know my father.
Father: Balgobin, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.
Balgobin: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Balgobin: That's why I say she's no good!
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f**king difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!
-weiliang